Thefreakspot thanks our many, many, members who consistently support us with their habitual attendance.  Our deepest appreciation – without you, there is no us (smile)!  Despite our continued success, many mistake “registrants” who have never been to or never intend on participating frequently ask a variety of similar nuisance questions and therefore we feel it prudent to reiterate our overall mission statement. 

     Thefreakspot is an organization that is solely designed for aggressive, assertive, decisive, ambitious, established, self-thinking, non-flake, grown men who are NATURALLY eager to just bring their asses to the party with no questions asked - guys that do not have to be coerced, convinced, or coaxed into attending!  It is designed for guys like myself,  who have ZERO patience for online  bullshit  -  spending 6+ hours daily haggling with flakes, picture collectors, zillion-question askers, catfish,  leeches, prostitutes, thieves, con-artists, drug-addicts,  psychopaths, sociopaths,  or miserable, bitter, angry, narcissistic egomaniacs just to get a nut.

     Our organization is NOT for pussy-minded flakes who cower behind screens and asks a bunch of dumb ass questions. 

     The term “SEX PARTY” and the information within our invites are entirely self-explanatory.  We will and do require higher donations than others.  If you are  cheap, or financially-challenged, or a free-loader who feels ANY inclination whatsoever to inquire about or negotiate/haggle our door donation, or if you need any assistance with transportation, or you consider our location is too far to travel to or too difficult to park at, or if you’re too “DL”, shy, timid, phobic, coward, scary, uncertain, apprehensive, conservative, or you have never been to and never intend on attending, or if you feel the need to ask a thousand questions, or request  photos, videos, or ask for redundant information clearly stated in the invite, or ask how many people are there, or ask throughout the night if it is still going, or mention to us “dang I missed it” afterwards, or if you are a nervous first-timer that requires a dedicated psychiatric counselor to hold your hand through the process, then this organization is ENTIRELY not for you! 

      Additionally our organization absolutely detests “difficult” or conflicted pretentious elitists who have a zillion temperamental requirements.  Please save these time-wasting antics for other freak organizations that are unlike us - failed and flopped events where if it isn’t abruptly cancelled w/o notice, only seven people arrive in a small hotel room with a half-full bottle of watered down liquor, if any at all, with 6 condoms and 3 small lube packs available for use with a single roll of toilet tissue and no air freshener.  Been there, seen it!  There are plenty of other failed and flop freak organizations and events for you to haggle with this foolishness as we’re far too busy to allocate even the SLIGHTEST amount of time, patience, resources, or efforts towards the unnecessary and indecisive flakey fuckery. 

     If you discover that you are incongruent with our objectives, we genuinely appreciate your interest but please do us a huge favor and immediately (and PERMANENTLY) unsubscribe your membership by replying “STOP” or “X”! You have our sincerest gratitude in advance for your understanding and cooperation!  Thanks.